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hocus pocus

As implicated by the Chronic Album in The 20 Dollar Sac Pyramid, it is an alternative term for Marijuana, just as is Buddha or N-Do. Nonetheless, it can be used as an expression for Marijuana of compromised quality, hence having magic-like effects.
Damn E, dat hocus pocus got me trippin like a Mo Fo.
by Don Jaime October 15, 2003
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hocus pocus

A game from the early '90s featuring wizards and castles; regarded as a classic.
by Trafton September 14, 2003
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porcupine

What a loose woman would look like if she had as many different peckers sticking out of her as she had stuck in her.
You ought to ditch that hag Suzie; she's a frigging porcupine.
by Baby Hughy January 8, 2005
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Iraqi Porcupine candy cane

The act of shoving a needle in the male's urethra, thus when making love, having sex, or fucking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when ejaculating on to a woman's arm.
Bill: I gave your mom a Louisiana hot pocket this morning.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.
by Lake Stevens October 30, 2011
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hocus pocus

– some bitch named Trina: I've flown all my way from Jamaica to bring ya that sweet weed…

– some gangster: coughing How dare you giving me hocus pocus? This bullshit is highly bubonic: Please get the fuck out immediately.
by Kibulawe Tsebezuna October 1, 2016
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porculus

Congressional legislation plugged as economic stimulus but crammed to the gills with pork and special projects.
Barack and Nancy's porculus bills were so obese they choked the US economy and contributed to the resulting Obama Depression.
by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009
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porcupinnicular

the act or feeling of being a porcupine
I was feeling very porcupinnicular today
by Azmah786 January 8, 2009
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