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double ball penitration

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.
Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"
by anonanalballs January 27, 2013
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gospel talking points

This describes what people do when they begin an unasked for basic Christian dogma lecture.
These evangelicals came up to ambush me with gospel talking points!
by I, Wreckerrr May 13, 2021
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Point Breeze

prop. n.; a small neighborhood in Pittsburgh. A slice of heaven on Earth; "it never rains in Point Breeze." Where people who actually live in Squirrel Hill claim they live, for obvious reasons.
Jack: "Where you do you live, Ryan?" Ryan: "Uh, Point Breeze." Jack: "What...isn't that Squirrel Hill?" Ryan, panicking: "Uh...no!!!"
by Okzoz July 31, 2011
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Little Five Points

The hub of alternative culture in Atlanta. Located on Moreland Avenue just south of North Avenue. Highlights include Sevananda cooperative organic grocery, and The Junkman's Daughter Novelty Shop. Also home to the Variety Playhouse.

Sometimes referred to as L5P.
What's going on in L5P today?
by Ronamo December 11, 2003
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panda point

For each month that you abstain from having sex, you receive one panda point.
by Pool Bear April 12, 2011
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bonus points

Points that you offer to people in a last resort to convince someone. Usually ends up failing, but its always a good effort.
Guy 1: Dude you'll get bonus points if go slap that girl's ass.
Guy 2: What are you retarded?
Guy 1: I'll give you a dollar.
Guy 2: How about no?
Guy 1: How about a dollar AND bonus points?
Guy 2: Deal.
by PrivCaboose March 25, 2008
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Swag Points

A system of points that measures how swagful or dope someone is. Whenever a person does something swag worthy they are rewarded with swag points. however if they do something uncool, they lose points. (Somewhat Like Cool Points)
This guy just just fucked two bomb sluts on the same day, "thats major swag points son!"
by KidSwagg October 29, 2010
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