roly poly

boner;erection

omg look, jimmy has a roly poly

by betty singleton January 8, 2017

Rolie Polie Paddling

Spanking. Used in the Playhouse Disney cartoon Rolie Polie Olie.

Mom: You are going to get a Rolie Polie Paddling if you don't tell me who you have been bullying!

Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?

by TiggerCelestia06 December 21, 2019

Roly Poly Turkey

The art of felatio involving a turkey and a large hill or mound.

My word, he appears to have conducted a Roly Poly Turkey.

by Zoobow December 21, 2020

Poly scammerous

1. A person who pretends to be polyamorous but uses it as a cover for manipulation, cheating, or exploiting others emotionally or financially.
2. Someone who enters multiple relationships under false pretenses, misrepresenting intentions, commitments, or availability.
3. A satirical or humorous label for people who weaponize “openness” in relationships to avoid accountability.

• “He said he was poly, but it turns out he was just poly scammerous—lying to everyone and making it look like it was all ethical.”
• “Watch out for poly scammerous types; they talk about freedom but ghost you the moment you ask for clarity.”

by MellowServices336 July 30, 2025

solo poly hijabi amputee

This refers to a viral poster shared throughout Twitter in 2024. It was memed and ridiculed as "too woke" due to it featuring a black hijabi character whose one leg is replaced with a pirate hook who explained "solo polyamory" in a seemingly confusing manner.

"when i'm in a woke-off battle but my final opponent is the black solo poly hijabi amputee: "

by repufolklore November 24, 2024

jam roly poly

When you and lady have sexual intercorse whilst on her period

Dude, we both had a jam roly poly last night. Finished it off with custard.

by Thedarpachief December 8, 2017

True Poly

A true poly is someone who can not love just one person. The love does not have to, but can include, sexual relations however can not comfortably be confined to a single person.

"My boyfriend James is a true poly because he loves and takes care of me and my friends."

by The Sirta Foundation April 15, 2019