Examples of poaching:
1. Fingering a trout
2. Banging a sheep
3. Masturbating a wilderbeast
4. Giving "it" to a canary
5. Ass humping a donkey
Poaching used in a sentence:
He's really poaching that tiger hard!
1. Fingering a trout
2. Banging a sheep
3. Masturbating a wilderbeast
4. Giving "it" to a canary
5. Ass humping a donkey
Poaching used in a sentence:
He's really poaching that tiger hard!
by remco April 16, 2006
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-noun, verb
The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.
Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:
Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
-noun, verb
The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.
Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:
Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
Andy: What's the crack for tonight Kenny, wanna go Planking?
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
by Kenny 'Austin' Powers August 1, 2011
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Get the Oyster Poaching mug.When a female's pouch of fat above her coochie is disgustingly large, it is referred to as a poochie. Poochies are most commonly seen in middle aged women who have "let themselves go."
Mrs. Bessy's pants are waay too tight. It really doesn't flatter her poochie.
Tell Shaquida not to drop it low, cause dat poochie stank!!!
I wonder if Alex is a girl or guy. Their poochie makes it hard to tell.
Tell Shaquida not to drop it low, cause dat poochie stank!!!
I wonder if Alex is a girl or guy. Their poochie makes it hard to tell.
by jackjackjack October 6, 2013
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Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.
The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads. So fuck you morons who would have my definition erased, you can all eat my bloody yeasty cunt!
- Naima Ondaatje
Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.
The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads. So fuck you morons who would have my definition erased, you can all eat my bloody yeasty cunt!
- Naima Ondaatje
I pilched the wrinkly perverted bastard and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty VDs at me!
by Naima Ondaatje June 26, 2004
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