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Poaching

Sex with animals.

ALSO SEE: Beastiality
Examples of poaching:

1. Fingering a trout
2. Banging a sheep
3. Masturbating a wilderbeast
4. Giving "it" to a canary
5. Ass humping a donkey

Poaching used in a sentence:

He's really poaching that tiger hard!
by remco April 16, 2006
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Porching

Porch-ing; pohrch-uhing

-noun, verb

The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.

Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:

Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
Andy: What's the crack for tonight Kenny, wanna go Planking?
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
by Kenny 'Austin' Powers August 1, 2011
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Oyster Poaching

To sop up one's own gift of a pearl necklace. Shake and repeat.
Moz was so jazzed up in the hot tub, he decided to start Oyster Poaching himself.
by Pumpkinhead Jay January 6, 2007
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poochie

When a female's pouch of fat above her coochie is disgustingly large, it is referred to as a poochie. Poochies are most commonly seen in middle aged women who have "let themselves go."
Mrs. Bessy's pants are waay too tight. It really doesn't flatter her poochie.

Tell Shaquida not to drop it low, cause dat poochie stank!!!

I wonder if Alex is a girl or guy. Their poochie makes it hard to tell.
by jackjackjack October 6, 2013
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pilching

Some asshole got my definition erased, which I think is a real stuffed-cunt thing to do.

Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.

The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads. So fuck you morons who would have my definition erased, you can all eat my bloody yeasty cunt!

- Naima Ondaatje
I pilched the wrinkly perverted bastard and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty VDs at me!
by Naima Ondaatje June 26, 2004
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Poochie

n. The soft section of flesh between your arm-pit and chest.
Your poochie is not as soft as my poochie.
by Tank_the_terrific February 27, 2012
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pooching

to be hanging about. like cotch
i was just pooching round my homegyals yard
by Koonalie September 22, 2005
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