You have to be poking my butt

It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!"
Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my butt.
Hencing that you like being poked in the butt.

Not as cool guy:
"Dude you got pwned by a noob."
Cool guy:
"You have to be poking my butt!"

by Shamwowzers January 1, 2009

poinga

A poinga is a certain individual or creature with many skills and talents.

This individual or creature can be seen either deep in the wilderness or in a local nightclub near you.

“Poinga” can also be referred to as a buer or a stinker

“ yours mams an absolute poinga”
“ a wild poinga approaches”
“ this club stinks of poinga”

by Bumda ismasif September 25, 2018

Poofing

The verb To Poof

A series of short small “poops” apose to one large poop. The very word poof could also mean “Dissapearing” or even “Cumming”

“Oh my Timmy cover your eyes that Rhinoceros is PoOFiNG”

a day at the zoo

by Burritodoodles tv (sket) May 1, 2019

m posing

While t posing is used to assert dominance, m posing on others is to assert ultimate power over all creatures.

Wow, that guy m posing over there is really imposing

by JacobBathead October 25, 2019

poking the penguin

masturbating or jacking off

I walked in on my brother poking the penguin....sick!

by big jiggles4 June 11, 2007

Poning

The act of dyeing tampons red and throwing them at cars.

Man last night we went poning and raised all sorts of hell

by kevinhasahugeasswang February 5, 2008

Poning

Also "poning noobies," meaning owning someone that is new to a website or online game, mainly used by idiots who have nothing better to do than play Warcraft or RuneScape.

"Last night on RuneScape, I was totally poning some idiot noobies that didn't even know how to chop wood.

by ******** May 19, 2006