piker

1) A lazy worker who only worries about his sick time, paid time off, vacations, and any other paid holiday.
He worries more about taking time off then making money or working hard.

2) Best example is from the movie "Boiler Room" where Ben Affleck wants salesmen that want to make money, not pikers who worry only about vacation time.

Sentence: That piker will do anything to get out of work.

by A teamer May 30, 2007

Pike

To steal, usually by a pikey

That bastard pikey has justed piked my car radio

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

Plies

The fakest rapper to ever emerge from Florida. Representing (or rather disgracing) the city of Fort Myers, he is well known for his tough-guy talk, no actions to prove bullshit lyrics, along with girl rap type tracks such as "Hypnotize," and a bunch of other garbage like that featuring "singers" such as T-Pain and Akon. A 31-year-old rookie rapper with just 1 release under his belt which consists of some of the worst lyricism in history, is filled tracks about him talking about how hard he is and how much pussy he supposedly gets, Plies commands little or no respect at all in his hometown of Fort Myers and throughout the rest of Lee county. Though Plies swears he is the "realest nigga," during the time he claims to have been doing dirt all he really was doing was attending college, working at the YMCA, and racking up traffic citations (the only marks on his criminal record along with the publicity stunt nightclub bullshit in which 5 innocents were injured because his young stupid clique randomly fired shots at a crowd of 20 year old girls). He is well known for not showing up for his scheduled concerts, and if he infact does show, it is 10 minutes before the club shuts down and he comes in stumbling drunk, sluring his already horrific lyrics. Plies was recently scared off stage at an Orlando area nightclub by fellow Florida rapper Trick Daddy. It is said that Plies ran through a crowd of people and out the front door of the club as Trick Daddy chased him down ready to beat his ass for being such a flaw little cunt. Soon after, Trick Daddy was assaulted by club bouncers and it has been falsely rumored that Plies was the one who had assaulted Trick. However, these rumors have been laid to rest after the fact Plies did not show for a concert the very next day where he and Trick Daddy were both scheduled to perform. The only people who listen to Plies "music" are stupid young gitterbugs, 15 year old girls with half a brain, and wanna be gangsta pussy boys. His name Plies comes from the words Pussy and Lies...Pussy + Lies = Plies.

Stupid Young Git: "man dawg, Plies the realest, he the best rapper out right now!"

Average Person With a Brain: "You dumb fuck...Plies is about as real as the Easter Bunny, stupid fuck nigga."

by Tellin It Like It Is 4 U Stupid Azz Bitchezzz January 14, 2008

John Pike

A little painful stinging sore found on the head or shaft of a penis as result of excessive masturbation without adequate lubrication.

“Hey man, what’s up with the funny walk?”

“Dude I ran outta lube last night while rubbing one out & gave myself a John Pike that stings like hot pepper!”

by DRTYONE November 22, 2011

piker

From the word pikey, refers to a person belonging to that group. Pikey/Piker is an Irish gypsy, english trailer trash, and just generally a person not to be trusted, who's past times include stealing, sinnning, gambling and living in caravans. They tend to have a gravitational vortex that attratcts dogs, horses, scrap and junk, and of course, things they have stolen.

Characterised by lurchers on a string, a unintelligible language that "isn't English, it isn't Irish, it's just Pikey" (source: Film: Snatch).
Pikeys are well-known for their skills of negotiation in business.
It's probably why they talk like that...so you can't follow what's being said. (source: Film: Snatch)

"It's a campsite. A pikey campsite."
"What are we doing here?"
"We're buying a caravan."
"Off a pack of fucking pikeys? What's wrong with you? This will get messy...Oh, you bastard.I fucking hate pikers."

by Kate is my goddamn name December 6, 2006

pikebeater

Asleeveless undershirt with abnormally large armholes worn by members of the Pi Kappa Alpha (PIKE) fraternity. The larger the holes, the larger the douchebag. Official uniform of PIKE.

PIKEs are required to wear pikebeaters even in the dead of winter.

by mojomunkeez April 13, 2010

pikey food

Food that comes in cans, costs very little, and is prepared by boiling.

'Rob lives on chips from the Chinese and, when that's closed, pikey food.'

by The Moai April 6, 2005