Patchism

A wise saying coming from M. Patch

Today's Patchism is...

by shADDer2770 January 13, 2010

Patchett's laugh

The worlds best laugh usually following some form of rude comment or joke. Can be heard across great distances, known to keep camp sites awake and generally causes outbursts from others.

This phenomenon is now becoming very common at mountain bike events.

Patchett's laugh usually follows a comment like this: "you said bent over!" HAHAHAHAHA

by Buzz monkeyface lightyear January 12, 2011

Patch Mouth

-blistering and soreness of upper mouth and tounge.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.

yeah man, my patch mouth is flaring up bad

by elyk rehctub July 11, 2011

Platichode

A group of stubby platypus peniles.

Dude change the channel..I don't need to see any more platichodes today.

by Milkslinger October 28, 2012

patchen

A belligerent maniac who insists on picking fights with multiple people at once, typically at a house party or any social event involving alcohol.

Dude 1: What'd you think of that party last night?
Dude 2: It was alright, except the doorman pulled a patchen.

by Okay_Jose November 12, 2017

Patchoing

The art of being able to look someone in the eyes and not hesitate to lie. If one is to get caught in a lie, one must come up with an even greater lie in order to cover up his previous lie. The origin of this word came from the island of O’ahu, deep inside Campbell Industry by a bunch of pricks.

“Eh, you not patchoing me ah?”

“I could already tell da kine was patchoing me the other day.”

“I’m sick and tired of getting patchoed already. It’s the 4th time today!”

by NTW Prick January 31, 2019

Patched

Midwestern slang term used when you or a

buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.

"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"

by ((55;$)3?:! October 16, 2020