pizza 

A gift from the heavens. A truly excellent meal that goes well with toopings. Served with sauce, cheese, and sometimes pepperonis. Many people like to eat this meal when there's nothing else to eat or they're just lazy to make a sandwich. Praise the Lord for bestowing this gift upon us!

<Guy1> Man, I'm hungry.
<Guy2> Make yourself a sandwich then.
<Guy1> But I'm too lazy...
<Guy2> FIne, I'll order some pizza.
<Guy1> FUCK YEAH!

pizza by CookieDude582 June 25, 2016

pizza 

The best meal all over the world. It´s a round piece of dough. And it tastes like heaven. Everyone who hates pizza, is dumb af :)

PIZZA IS VERY DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pizza by Uschi00721 January 6, 2017

Pizza 

The holy food.

Worker: Hello welcome to pizza hut. what would you like?
Customer: The holy food, with sausage, please.

Pizza by rraaee February 23, 2017

pizza 

when Donald trump knocks you out then steals all your money and runs

i was pizza,d last night i woke up this morning in a ally naked with a hobo licking a banana split off my insomuch

pizza by the real donald trum March 8, 2017

pizza 

teenagers' slang for suicide

guy1: what ya doin' today?
guy2: I'm going to order some pizza
guy1: dude no, life is too beautiful to do it.

pizza by Patho August 20, 2017

Pizza 

Something Italians can relate to.

Used in World War II as bombs by the italians.

An Italian: OH-A BOY! ME PIZZA IS-A MASTAPEECE.

Pizza by SumKidWithIssues September 27, 2017

Pizza 

A type of food that people believe is to be their god and will never let them go.

{PersonA} Did you buy the Pizza?
{PersonB} Yeah, lets put it on the pedestal so we can pray to it every day and night!

Pizza by Averonis May 2, 2018