Texan Piledriver

The act of sprinting at someone from a distance, with pants at ankles, and forcefully driving one's penis into the exposed anus with a leap and a thrust.

"When i saw a blur go by, i turned around in horror and realized far too late that jimmy was preparing to give me a texan piledriver"

by Dnutzzz November 5, 2009

Side-Pipe

When an individual of the male persuasion in an institutional circumstance (i.e. work, school, etc.) becomes sexually aroused, due to thoughts of past sexual exploits; the subsequent tightening of the groin area, due to the constriction of pants upon the hardened member, produces a penile-angular shift, which is almost perfectly horizontal in form, and points towards either the left or right. Thus the moniker, Side-Pipe.

Mosieur LePajonais: What, pray tell, is that tubular formation protruding from the side of your pantaloons?

Herr Schmidt: Why, my good man, tis my side-pipe!

by ZIJPIJP June 17, 2010

Tombstone Piledriver

The move that Kane, Undertaker, or Bret Hart did. It is a piledriver that has your stomach facing inward instead of outward like a normal piledriver. Has the same effect as normal piledriver.

Fuck!! Kane just tombstone piledrivered Undertaker.

by Fatty December 17, 2003

Mexican Pipe Cleaner

A poop so tidy and straight that no wiping is needed in order to clean the rectal area.

Lucky for the man in the stall without toiletries, he released a Mexican Pipe Cleaner and went on his merry way.

by Persephone's Vacuum January 21, 2005

shit pipe sheriff

Someone who takes part in anal sex. Generally gay males of a suspicious type.

"Luke Herbert loved to take it up the bum, but James Dixon loved to be the shit pipe sheriff"

by Barry or January 2, 2007

lead-pipe cinch

In American slang this phrase means a dead certainty.

Homer: I have 50 bucks riding on this game.
Marge: Homer, you promised me!
Homer: This isn't gambling Marge. It's lead-pipe cinch.

by Jara Dosek January 2, 2007

tryna catch this pipe

When a girl is hitting you up but not saying anything you just gotta drop the question, "tryna catch this pipe"

If yea she wants ya dick, if not she aint mean it when she say shit

This girl throwin hints, i think she's tryna catch this pipe.

by g139900 August 20, 2016