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Painter's Cap

House painter's lingo for smoking marijuana before or after actually painting. Much better before yet not so bad after.

Putting on a painter's cap = Getting high!
Painter: Hey Dude, let's put on a painter's cap before we tackle that living room.

Painter 2: You got any?

Painter: You know it dude. Straight fire!

Painter 2: Awesome! Let's do it quick before the boss show's up!

Painter: No worries man! Who do you think I got it from?

Painter 2: Nice!
by zooboots July 6, 2011
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bowl painter

The Bowl Painter does not necessarily have to be created by explosive diarrhea. It can also be caused when a large turd paints racing stripes on the toilet bowl as it is being flushed.
Damn, I had a huge bowl painter dump the other day.
by the_buckeye_fan September 2, 2007
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mexican painter

the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid shit all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)
Ahh, man! I couldn't use the bathroom because it had a mexican painter in it!
by poode dude November 7, 2010
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Paris pincer

The act of double fisting a woman while she stands with her legs widely apart, and you kneel beneath her. "Paris" refers to the Eiffel-tower-like shape formed by your arms and her legs, while "pincer" simply refers to the movement involved.
Have you seen my wristwatch? I think I lost it last night when I was giving your girlfriend a Paris pincer.
by PixelBeavers March 18, 2009
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pinkerton

Weezer's 1996 crowning achievement that features the singles "El Scorcho" and "The Good Life." It is a true musical masterpiece that has shaped modern day emo.
I love listening to Pinkerton!
by MasterPrime June 13, 2004
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pinterest

A website that allows users to post and share activities that they enjoy; such as recipes, clothing, etc. essentially 4chan
for ladies.
My girlfriend is WAY into pinterest recently. I don't get it. They don't even have a section for hentai!
by J.J. the radical October 4, 2012
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Pinner Slut

a guy who thinks he's the shit but really isn't.
Person 1-Man, that guy who just punched that wall thinks he's so cool.

Person 2- Yeah, he's a total pinner slut.
by austinthepinnerslut April 1, 2010
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