philosophisizing

Thinking very deeply and then sharing with everyone (whether they like it or not). Overthinking ,usually.

My friend Sean spends a lot of time philosophisizing about the deep issues of the world (like what's for lunch).

by Emmamess November 23, 2011

Philosopher Kink

Thirsty for philosophers, commonly Aristotle

Zach: Taylor thinks Aristotle has beautiful eyes?
Molly: Yea he has a philosopher kink.

by Molly😘 November 29, 2021

philosophy student party

A scene that sucks beyond expectations.

I was so bored last night. The bar was a real philosophy student party.

by Linus November 4, 2003

philosophy

"mental masturbation" - Sammy Hagar

^Best philosopher EVER!

suck it dry bitches ! ! ! ! ! !

by eat fuckin shit and die you friggin nerds ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! April 16, 2005

philosophy

(n) A conclusion formulated in the absence of a definite answer, based on assumptions, values, and experience. Conclusions are rational, but their basis is not, due to a lack of information.

Conservatism and Liberalism are examples of philosophy - neither can be objectively judged to be correct.

by didds March 20, 2004

philosophy

pointless verbose bloviating

mind and ego masturbation often to a state of ecstatic psyche ejaculation which often splashes onto ignorant passers by who are very often easily impressed by this process due to their own woeful ignorance

a bullshit artist (see standup philosopher)

philosophy is tantamount to fucking yourself in your own ass through meditation and yoga

usually philosphy leads to mass murder on the grandest scale

by sick fucks February 16, 2005

philosophy

A study of meaningless things for no apparent reason, funded by you... the taxpayer.

you are philosophising again....

by yev June 6, 2003