Photo-opp parent

A parent (mother or father) that hands their children off to other people to be taken care of. At important or special occasions the parent shows up for the purpose of taking photos with the child so everyone can see how good of a parent they are and then leaves until the next photo-opportunity.

I have been singing the alphabet to the kids everyday for two years and Jimmy said his first word today. Wait, I better not take any credit for this until the photo-opp parent is here to post on facebook that Jimmy said his first word.

by Photravelgal December 2, 2014

Photoception

That photo of a person taking a photo of someone / something else.

Photoception includes someone taking a selfie in a mirror

by Vignesha18 March 31, 2015

photofuck stance

Slang description of that raunchy sexualized posture taken usually by a woman in a photo with her man, whereas she stands sideways and very close to his full frontal position as he stares straight into the lens while her coy look and posture is strongly suggestive of humping his leg or body without actually engaging in any lewd or déclassé grinding.

Melania Trump and Kimberly Guilfoyle are both masterful queens of the esteemed photofuck stance.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 21, 2023

Urban Photo-archeologist

Some one who photographs abandoned buildings or communities in an urban environment.

Frank: "Hey John, did you hear?"
John: "Yeah, Eric got almost got arrested for trespassing last night for being in the Divine Loraine(abandoned building in northern philly) ."
Frank: "It's a good thing he's an Urban Photo-archeologist.

by RandomGeneral March 7, 2010

cheeky photo

A photo that reveals the body to a level but without actually showing either the nipple or the vagina cheeky photos can include ass pictures, bra pictures, pictures in just the pants and being naked but using something to cover the main parts. Fully nude photos can count but that is very cheeky

Oh babe send us a cheeky photo

by Professor x 423 October 23, 2017

Send Photo Syndrome

When the party last night was so wild, you feel the need to ask everyone for photos of it

Angus: Did you hear Matt has send photo syndrome?
Jacob: yeah Tegan’s party was so wild he didn’t remember anything!

by Lord Lawson July 25, 2018

Old Time Photo

To get aggressive and nasty./ To get into a fist fight.

Jeremy: Wanna go man? Wanna take this outside?

Chuck: Let's go man. I'm gonna get all Old Time Photo on you!

by KatISahmazin April 20, 2011