period

A time a woman's vagina bleeds. It's annoying to both males and females.

Will often cause a girl to go from calm and sane (well, at least as calm and sane as a girl can get) to violent, batshit insane and irrational.

Note to all guys: Stay the fuck away from a girl on her period unless you like getting hulk smashed 20 feet below the ground.

"Jenny is on her period."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. I'm now missing 7 teeth and an eyeball."

by rico567 June 29, 2009

period

God's monthly torture towards women for Eve's mistake

I'm on my period, don't fuck with me!

by boredusachick November 27, 2004

period

The time of the month when female hormones wage a bloody battle against said female. An unfertilized egg that had sauntered down from the ovaries through the falliopian tubes and been stood up by its date, sperm, and the lining of the uterus become the refugees of the battle, and flee through the vagina, and on to the poor female's panties. Sometimes though, the female loses her war-ravaged mind, and thinking she can stop the misery, shoves a wad of cotton up her twat. This, like many peace-keeping efforts, fails frequently.

It was a period of strife.

by Sabine Monster June 02, 2006

period

worst fucking week that occurs once a month, unless she is prego

Women having their periods is the easiest reson why god is a guy

Basically a living hell

Don't ever ask a women if she is on her period--->BAD IDEA

by liberalLadie;) February 18, 2010

period

The most fucking annoying thing on Earth (except Crazy Frog).

No wonder they call it "the monthly curse".

Contrary to popular belief, you actually can have sex during your/your girlfriend's period. It's pretty gross for both parties, though, so I don't recommend it.

by ~souba~ November 19, 2005

period

The time when blood comes out of a woman's vagina. See fine time cherry drippin. The color can be from bright red to dark. It smells like fish sometimes. Most people assume that when you have your period you are not pregnant, but that is not true because you can be pregnant and still have a period. Also, if you have sex on your period you can also get pregnant too. When your period is about to be over, the discharge turns brown, that is an indication of old blood.

i put three pads on my panties for my period. I never use tampons

by FlyAway July 22, 2011

period

greatest excuse for skipping class or p.e lessons when you have a man teacher

Me: Hey sir can i go to the toilet?
Teacher: no, you have to wait till the lessons over
Me: but im on my period sir
Teacher: (gets uncomfortable) uhm...uh..well, just this once then.
Me: Stalls in toilets till double maths is over :)

OR
Me: Mr i can't do P.E.
P.E teacher: And why would that be then?
Me: I've got really bad period pain sir
P.E. Teacher: (squirms) well..err.. 'kay thenn...

:) works every time

by CHARhead May 15, 2008