girl peen

A girl with a penis in a fictional story, also written as G!P

Her teacher has a girl peen

by junk November 14, 2013

peeneezing

When you have such an awesome sneeze that a little pee comes out. Often happens to pregnant women.

I had just put my clothes on after getting out of the shower when I ended up peeneezing all over myself.

by labelleauboitdormant October 29, 2009

peen jockey

another term for whore; will ride for pay

My friend was slutting it up so I said, "Dude, stop being such a peen jockey."

by AltheaJ March 17, 2011

peen dip

peen dip: similar to "bean dip"; the act of scooping a guys weener (penis) with your hand and yelling "peen dip!" Also see "vageen dip"

"john doe look at him his balls and weendog are showing through his shorts. i dare you to peen-dip it."

john doe: "ok...*yells* PEEN DIP!" and scoops the mans penis with his hand

by katrina244 November 12, 2013

peen cleav

Showing a portion of shaft, and possibly a hint of balls. No tip allowed.

Let's see some peen cleav, baby.

Looks like it's one of those peen cleav kind of evenings.

by PeteyPeter May 3, 2014

Pecondering

pe-condor-ing
Adjective:
- To be confused or taken aback by in conversation or circumstance
- To be dismissively bewildered in response to.
- To be sexually aroused by a mystery novel or short story of mythical proportions.

"Sir, if I don't say so myself, your candor leaves me quite pecondered at the moment."
"I'm fixinta whoop that mofos pecondering ass!"

“As she admired her outfit in the mirror, she knew it would stir a pecondering in the boys.”

by charcollier May 23, 2016

peednas

the guy who rules

king is peednas

by points_guy October 29, 2018