Willow Pattern

A beautiful picture, about a tree, very used on chinese motifs. It was designed by a english man. It's also the name of a song by Dolores O'riordan.

I'm dreaming at the willow pattern.

by Dariordan March 27, 2009

lizzi patterson

oral sex in a public area

hey guys i'm gonna get a lizzi patterson in the bathroom

by devilcry08 July 8, 2009

Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.

Those old farts are slapping patties.

by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011

Kirsty Patterson

The Lesbian of UWE girls!

"Kirsty Patterson"
Charlie J James: Do you know K-Patz
Alex Bennett: Yeah isn't she the one that hangs round with the ultimate Don Danielle.
Charlie J James: think so heard she likes bare girldem.

by Girl212 December 7, 2012

Penis Patter

Someone who is super proud of how much of a dick they are.

"John just totally Tweeted about how he kicked my dog so hard he cried."
"Wow, what a penis patter."

by InsignisMemoria March 29, 2016

Horry Patter

It's Harry Potter but with the A and the O switched around. This is a puppet from a puppet show performed by a puppeteer who likes making parodies of movies.

"Did you see the new play with Horry Patter? He was amazing!"

by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017

pocket patter

someone who always wants to see what you got.

I said i have no change, stop being a pocket patter

by The Feelgoods January 8, 2018