pasty fuck

A sexual activity with a hot pastry or an extremely pale human being

"Do you think Ash puts his dick in a large Cornish?"

"Wouldn't put it past him, but with his spunk coloured complexion Cobb's definitely a pasty fuck"

by Bearded Cunt December 8, 2015

Pasty

A pasty can be used to describe something that is really unfashionable / oversized or generally rubbish. normally a shoe. Can also be used to describe a person if they are being a pasty.

Those shoes are pastys.

"Sorry mate no food allowed in the gym". "i dont have any food on me" "well what about those pastys"

Your an absolute pasty.

by Durbmiester June 8, 2010

pasty pilgrim

(n) An individual lacking in color or pigment, a.k.a a white muthafucka

Ay yo Jermoe, I straight up robbed this pasty pilgrim for his benz and he cried like a bitch! Dumb crackah!

by sexy and seductive January 20, 2007

pasty niger

a white guy who wishes and dreams to be black or acts black so he puts this as his xbox gamer tag.

man he is one pasty niger

by mvassos June 19, 2011

Pasty Bastard

one who is uneven in complexion and isnt associated with anything hip

Gary Greco also look up freaking mega noob

by temi November 3, 2004

Smashed that Pasty

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.

"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."

by smashthepasties September 3, 2014

dead pasty

When something like an animal or food has been flattened on the road by a car or truck.

look at that dead pasty on the floor!!!

by Kraigy J May 14, 2008