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italian pasta

Pasta originating from Italy.
by Self-Explanitory May 28, 2016
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Sloppy Pasta

When a man gets done banging his girl on her period and she sucks him off afterwards.
"Aye man. I was with this bitch last night and she gave me some sloppy pasta"
by Cmp12 October 15, 2021
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Spicy Pasta

The act of trying to save one's relationship by "spicin it up".

Step 1: Lather hot sauce on any type of pasta noodles

Step 2: Toss the noodles until all of them are saturated with hot sauce.

Step 3: Insert the pasta into your partner's anus.

Step 4: Have the opposing partner eat the pasta out of one's asshole

The end result will connect the two individuals on a sensual level while also satisfying one's hunger.
Bro 1: "Yo man, my chick and I eat some spicy pasta last night in bed!"
Bro 2: "Damn son you two are kinky as shit!"
by TheSpiceiNNNator February 17, 2017
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pasta repairman

1. (n.) A man or woman trained with skills in repairing pasta, usu. with bandaliers of elbow macaroni, rotini, and rigatoni.

2. (n.) Slang. An apostrophe.
1. I cooked my rigatoni too long and now they're all splitting open.. better call the pasta repairman.

2. You abbreviate microphone like this: pasta repairman, P,H,O,N,E.
by MattFP July 15, 2005
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cake pasta

Crappy way of pronouncing Spanish term "que pasa"
Person 1: cake pasta?

Person 2: not much Hbu?
by That Mexican kid May 11, 2015
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Smiling Pasta

A taiwanese romantic-comedy soap opera from 2006 starring Cyndi Wang and Nicholas Teo.
It was also made into a manga.
"Hey have you watched that old soap opera Smiling Pasta?"
"Girl please, I've rewatched 8 times!"
by angstygirl101 April 19, 2014
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pasta salad

a term of endearment for people you like to fuck around with
Person 1: I’m sorry
Person 2: No apologies, pasta salad.
by nero hsub December 5, 2018
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