Professional troll

A hideous creature that hides under bridges and hands out business cards.

A bridge dwelling businessmen is a Professional Troll

by FFFFFFFFFFFF November 15, 2012

professional foul

The accidental or purposeful act of farting in an office based environment.

I'm ashamed to say it, but I committed a professional foul while talking to Kevin. I don't think he noticed.

by SA Dale Cooper May 5, 2014

Professional Victims

This is an umbrella term used to describe the, the ones who dye their hair blue/green/pink, have a lot of pricings and get offended by everything and use phrases u are a bigot and an ableist, they also have no common sense and are "woke"

bro these Professional Victims man

by the woke lord January 20, 2023

professional day

A "professional day" is a term used in often in Consulting and on Wall Street to suggest the worker will not be working a traditional 9 to 5 job, but will rather be working 8 to 6, 8 to 8, 7 to 7, 8 to 11, or worse. Outright saying that the individual will be working 10 to 18 hours a day would be illegal in many circumstances, so the term "professional day" is used to convey such a situation during employment interviews

employee: (leaving the office ~7pm)
boss: where are you going?
employee: (cautiously) home
boss: (indignantly) we work a Professional Day here, get this work done

by james10038 September 26, 2007

professional woman of the night

this is not jus a chickenhead this is the kind of girl that even hos call a slut

can usually b found w/ a guy who has money or pretends to slobbin that knob
abbrev. P.W.O.N

jimmy the bum: can i have a quarter?
P.W.O.N: u have a quarter? wanna go into that McDonald's bathroom?
jimmy: damn u's a P.W.O.N

by smartylicious December 22, 2003

Professional Greafers

An EPIC song that the producer Deadmau5 (Joel Zimmerman) made.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see the Deadmau5 show last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, the crowd went fucking crazy during Professional Greafers"

by FPS_Dawg November 6, 2011

Professional idiot

When you are doing something so dumb, but you're so sure it's going to work

Terra was being a professional idiot when she tried opening a bag of glitter, the same way you open chips.

by ScarletShadow December 4, 2016