National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022

You practice your mannerisims into a wall

If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill

Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 7, 2021

I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

Practice

This is clearly a practice you engage in where you call things other things to obfuscate what's actually happening.

Hym "And clearly this isn't a sociological phenomenon. It's a practice you engage in. I'm not participating in it. No discipline. I'm not doing a discipline. You don't have to be happy I exists. Pay me for that or I will kill a kid. I don't care what you threaten me with. Your not standing up to a bully. I'm not fucking around and finding out. You have been harassing me for years and now you've stolen my work and are trying to ignoring I don't care what you call it. If you do not stop ignoring I am going to kill someone's kid. You don't have the right to do this. I'm not going through the proper channels."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

morning practice

When you get up early to practice eating out that pussy.

Hey yo I have have this girl coming over tomorrow I should get in my morning practice so I'm ready.

by Ripm8123 December 11, 2016

Practice boy

A boy who is only used and good for sex for a girl to use and get her first orgasm.

I totally use practice boy at my school to get orgasms and then move on to other boys

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022

practical chunder

When you know you've had too much to drink at a party and understand that you will eventually vomit, so you induce the vomit beforehand in a tactical manner.

"I know Kevin has been in the bathroom for a while. I bet he went for a practical chunder before we get in the taxi."

by Ambee3 September 18, 2018