mass poverty

when woojin, jisung and changbin drink rich people sparkling water while children around the world starve

did you see changbin flexing his golden watch? literally the reason of mass poverty.

by ninjasfam June 16, 2019

Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift

When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.

My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.

by The Jax August 5, 2009

urban poverty

living check to check

Michael Harrington wrote about urban poverty.

by gottcha_boo April 20, 2018

Crack Poverty

Always broke because all money is spent on crack

He in crack poverty because all his money went on crack

by Fact One January 17, 2019

Sexual poverty

When a man is in a committed relationship and his partner refrains from sex, thus putting the male into sexual poverty.

Mate, she’s killing me, I’m living in sexual poverty

by Alphadick June 4, 2019

internet poverty

n. The lack of Internet in an an area, such as a home or country without Internet or with very slow, almost non-existent Internet.

I went over to Josh's last night and his internet got shut off. I felt like it was last Friday in that bitch because I went back in time. I have him the number for a shelter that helps people suffering from Internet poverty.

by TheBeagler December 3, 2013

movie poverty

When a character in a film/tv show has little to no income, yet lives in a place that would cost them thousands of dollars in real life. This also applies to material possesions i.e. a character driving a brand new car whilst working as a bouncer at a local bar. The phrase was originally coined by TJ Kirk a.k.a. The Amazing Atheist.

Person 1: How does Patrick Swayze's character in Road House afford a Mercedes solely by working as a doorman?
Person 2: He suffers from movie poverty bro.

by HotPcktz July 26, 2017