You don't get to swim in the pool!

A person who is extremely stupid

Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?

"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."

by Lina April 16, 2005

car pool

No, this is not a car that has a pool inside.

When people take turns driving people to places.

Bonnie: Haley, it's your turn in the car pool. Drive the kids to shcool.
Haley: Okay.

by PuppyLOVER562 January 1, 2008

drop kids at the pool

slang word for taking a dump

you would use this at a posh party or at a family members house i.e.

Excuse me I must go and drop the kids at the pool

by osama bin layd soon and his cave dwelling monkey s July 3, 2003

above-ground gene pool

Reference to the genetic composition of those who are generally considered to be stupid, ignorant, or crude. Refers to the view that above-ground pools are inferior, tacky, or déclassé.

Would you look at that knuckle dragger...he definitely comes from the above-ground gene pool.

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

pool balls

The condition in which a rash devolopes on the scrotum after swimming day after day for a period of time without showering as often as one should.

I would go to swimming today, but I'm starting to get a bad case of pool balls.

by Reluctant Swimmer June 11, 2006

Pool Wiffle

1. The greatest game ever created; Wiffleball played in and around a pool at the place that Carl built. 2. The best alternate to lampin buttass.

Craig: Yo I'm mad bored and tired of lampin buttass, what should we do?
Carl: Let's play some pool wiffle yo
Craig: Aight, no tank this game though... he's too good

by CarlCraig December 10, 2009

knickers like a paddling pool

Of a lady in a sexually excited state

Jane was up for it - she had knickers like a paddling pool

by mattski July 1, 2004