pole position

first car to arrive to a red light (sarcastic)

Driver exclaimed, "F@!#, pole position again!", as he caught the fifth red light in a row.

by James_Hunt February 14, 2008

Obama Position

The sexual position where two or more people get into a bed and spend 15 to 45 minuets each talking about how the sex is going to be and of all the sexual positions in which they will do that night. Afterwards, neither of them do any of those previously promised things and just go to bed.

We wanted to do safe sex after the prom, so my girlfriend and I decided to do the Obama Position. Needless to say, neither of us were satisfied that night.
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by SolarKneecaps June 6, 2011

Masonry Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.

The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonry position--she laid like a fucking brick.

by Dweebston February 24, 2011

Posie

Posie is a beautiful, rare, an unique name.

Kaitlyn I wrote this definition of the word Posie

by Tsl_17 January 5, 2019

Party Escort Submission Position

The tactic of tricking someone into disarming themselves through promising them a (usually non-existant) reward.

Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).

Place the device on the ground then lie on the ground with your arms at your sides. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss your party.

by CJ224 July 29, 2010

bathroom polio

Bathroom Polio occurs when a indviduals feet go numb or "fall asleep" from sitting on the toilet too long.

I had to stomp my feet after taking a big dump to make get the feeling back in them-worst case of bathroom polio I've had in years!

by Cokeduprednek July 25, 2007

68 position

A sexual position the female lays with her back on the males stomach with her legs open, the male can then eat pussy also leaves his hands free to play with her breasts so called a 68 as it is not quite a 69.

I would love to 68 position her & eat her & pussy all night long .

by Wacker19 January 28, 2018