Man that chick is such a PopTart! If you want to get her going just treat her like shit bro, you gotta put her down first to get some.
by MarcoManchego February 17, 2017
Get the PopTartmug. by Babyniaa October 2, 2017
Get the Poptartmug. When a man fists a woman who is on her period and rubs her period blood on the vagina to then proceed to take a bite of said pussy
Jackson Worrell was strawberry poptarting my pussy so bad I need surgery. I will never strawberry poptart again.
by Osama rizzladen March 17, 2025
Get the Strawberry poptartingmug. by PlumbLife July 19, 2022
Get the Lemon PopTartmug. It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.
Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014
Get the minnesota poptartmug. n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.
Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013
Get the Swedish Poptartmug. by poppytart May 29, 2008
Get the poptartmug.