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pooey cooch

A vagina that has become victim to "reverse wiping" after a female deposits her poop in a porcelain waste receptacle.

Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.
Mother: What way do we always wipe after a poop?

Daughter: Front to back!

Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?
by pooch763 September 25, 2009
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Pooled

Used to describe a situation that causes one to feel tired, exhausted of overwhelmed.

See also: done, can't even, tired
Person A: Did you study for the math test last night?

Person B: Yeah, I pulled an all nighter

-_-

Person A: Sucks man, you must be pooled!
by OakSTA November 2, 2015
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pooheadweeface

A brilliant roast when in heated arguments, diss tracks or rap battles
rapper1: your lips look like crizzpy bacon,

your mums tits 'bout to be shaken

rapper2: you're a penis and abnormally two-faced

overall you're a pooheadweeface
by greatroaster69 May 5, 2019
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Pooheys

1. Filthy drink consumed by commerce/law fags

2. "Tooheys" - lets not speak this word again
Dave-o: "Robin you manwhore, your drinkin pooheys!"

Greg: "Man thats even more depressing than drinkin bitch fizz, i need some Chartreuse and some Woosta

Robin: "Hu-Ah"
by Dave-o June 20, 2004
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pooberty

When you are from 13 to 19. Sometimes 12 to 21. You are in a state of confusion. You are crabby all the time. You are past the point of puberty. It's the long drawn out version of puberty. Hence the name Poo-ber-tee. To sum it up: Very drama puberty....
Brandon: Darrin was acting really strange. One word answers, crying for no reason, not wanting to take a shower, Lashing out at everyone. What's wrong with him?

Andrew: Oh, You didn't know..He's still in Pooberty.
by Ruby Wells November 26, 2007
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Pookey

a slag used in the Tile industry and on the John Bridge Tile Forum for thinset mortar or another adhesive used to set tile.
"if the tile popped up, must be you didn't use good pookey, eh?".
by Ceramictec June 28, 2009
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Poole

i).Parasitic Fungal Growth found at the arse end of Bournemouth. A particularly incestuous strain of chav-retard-inbreed can be found in the Upton Slum. Chav-Youths in this area spread the fungal disease by 'Bummin in the Woodses' and are known as 'Spores'. They carry AIDS and Herpes.

ii). To Shit. A Public convenience. A place to Defecate or Urinate openly.

iii). A small lake of vomit or diarrhoea.
i).Upton Spore 1: 'Oi fanzies goin' down the Upton Poole Park, killin' an animal then 'avin sum Poole-Bum-Action an' smokin a spliff, awroighter!'

Younger Half Brother Spore: Me Arsey-Hole carnt wait, Bumsy Funs!'

Stinkin' Retard Spore Mother: 'Don't fergets me incest party laters, Uncle Rimjobs iz cummin roun' . . .'

ii).I seriously need to go to Poole! ( I desperately need a shit!)

Lost Tourist: ' Are we anywhere near Poole? I'm touchin' cloth!'

iii). 'Aw Man, the dogs just done a massive Poole!'
by jdm8080 November 13, 2009
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