plastic

A girl or boy who is obsesed with there looks and has absolutely no personality.

Omg i broke a nail. Now i need to plaster myself in so much shit that my face gets bigger by 2 centimeters

by Lola the dog August 12, 2005

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Plastic Knife Syndrome

When a very sweet, innocent girl feels such deep anger, that she wants to stab someone with a plastic knife. Most people with Plastic Knife Syndrome tend to say things like:
"I'm feelin' stabby!"
"PLASTIC KNIFE!!!!!"
"We were born to die."
or other depressing, violent things.
Sometimes a girl with Plastic Knife Syndrome (yes, it is usually girls only) takes a plastic knife and runs after the person whom she wishes to stab. Sometimes she even threatens her with it.

On rare occasions, the girl with Plastic Knife Syndrome DOES stab their enemy with a plastic knife. Signs that this may actually happen are:
Repeated attemps to hurt the enemy
Lots of talk about plastic knives
Constant, extreme anger
Mental issues

Sometimes, a person who is good at controlling their Plastic Knife Syndrome tends to flush food down the toilet. Though they may not admit it to anyone, they are secretly imagining the food being their enemy's head. This pleases them and reduces the urge to stab someone with a plastic knife.

Bob: Hi there, Waverly!
Waverly: PLASTIC KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Wh-what?!
Waverly: Oh, umm, nevermind.
Bob: Waverly, are you hiding something?
Waverly: Yes. We were born to die.
Bob: Excuse me?
Waverly: Uh - nevermind!!
Bob: I think you have Plastic Knife Syndrome.
Waverly: Really?
Bob: Yes. Now how about you go flush some food down the toilet? It'll make you feel better.
Waverly: Ok! Thanks for the help, Bob!
Bob: Anytime!

by K Bieber December 28, 2009

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Plastic Policeman

A police man with less power then the actual Police, Community Police are good examples of this.

Guy1: WTF why did you run from the feds?
Guy2: It's okay he was a plastic policeman, he can't touch me!
Guy1: Oh wow, your so awesome!

by hubGX January 13, 2009

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plasticated

to be "plastic" or fake.

"That girl is so plasticated"

by la-la-la-laura January 4, 2005

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Plastic Gangster

A wannabe gangster, or as the 'Plas-Gang' in question might say, "Gangsta!!" with unnecessary emphasis on the "sta!!" part. Odd. And the sort of things that a Plastic gangster might get up to are; 1. Telling other people to do things. 2. Getting other people to fight for them. 3. Generally doing everything that real gangsters would do, but with less conviction and intent. And then, when they get in real situations, they always wuss out of the whole thing. Like if they could smash up a fence, they'd be like, nope, sorry. Gotta go home for a bath. or...something.

1. "Hey man, you coming out tonight? We're smashing up an old barn?"
"Nah, I've....er...gotta go for a bath."

2. "Oi, you, get over here and fight this guy for me!"
"Why?"
"Cos' I'm a GANGSTAA!!"
"You're a fool."
"Hey, shut up."
"Screw you Smiley, I'm going home."
"Awww..."

3. "Are you a Plastic Gangster?"
"Yes."
"Right-o. Get lost."
"Er....K"

by Aaron R. Bourn November 7, 2005

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