Plant Food

Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…

Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….

by Eric Spano May 10, 2023

Plant Abuser

a plant abuser is someone who only eats plants (like a vegan)

vegan: omg people who eat meat are animal abusers!
someone: well guess what susan! vegans are plant abusers!
vegan: dang i just got roasted...

by imjoking December 10, 2018

Plant-Juice

Plant-Juice is a word that describes any weird looking juice that comes from plant origins.

Morgan drank his Plant-Juice, he said it tasted like a mixture of Orange juice and Mango juice.

by Jellyfish_Juice November 3, 2018

Plant sitter

A term used to describe someone who continually bails on their friends, often using terrible excuses and ignoring text messages.

I guess she isn't going to the movies with us. She is such a plant sitter.

by Allie Burper August 10, 2017

FRED the plant

FRED is Moriah Elizabeth plant squishy and she also owns Fred in real life

Fred the plant is funny and green

by Moriah Elizabeth lover 327 May 9, 2022

plant play

Plant Play is serious and NOT a joke. It’s an alternative to pet play but you act is if your apart of the environment as a leafy green substance. Seedsent is VERY much necessary 😡 don’t mess w saplings 💀💀it’s gross. Taking down and dirty to a new level w plant play 🥵🥵

Daddy Spruce: lemme squeeze your branch, your my birch 😩😩 let’s take this plant play to a new level 😱😱

Baby Birch: have i been a bad seedling?? rub your spruce against my moss 😋

by plantplayer64 March 23, 2022

Shaz Plant

Word to describe tobacco for the younger years. Normally used in schools and also colleges.

"Oi Darren, can you get me some shaz plant? Keep the change"

by TheRealRKid October 23, 2019