Ignore the plant

What you say when you're about to fuck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.

Girl: are we gonna fuck.
Girl 2: yes, now shhhh, ignore the plant.

by suchabigdildo August 18, 2012

FRED the plant

FRED is Moriah Elizabeth plant squishy and she also owns Fred in real life

Fred the plant is funny and green

by Moriah Elizabeth lover 327 May 9, 2022

Plant-Juice

Plant-Juice is a word that describes any weird looking juice that comes from plant origins.

Morgan drank his Plant-Juice, he said it tasted like a mixture of Orange juice and Mango juice.

by Jellyfish_Juice November 3, 2018

Planting Party

A small get-together with 5-10 people where you smoke massive quantities of marijuana and listen to some groovy tunes to celebrate one's planting of his marijuana crop.

Jeremy: "Yeah dude, I'm going to be having a Planting Party Friday starting at 7 to celebrate the planting of my crop."

Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"

Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."

Dustin: "Awesome, man."

by Easy Rider 1 April 2, 2007

plant worker

(Male) A talentless douche who makes a massive amount of money and usually has their job because of a family member or friend. Has tendencies to be a dumbass motherfucker behind the wheel and is slower than shit and inconveniences you when your in a hurry. (Female) A industrial grade whore.

Bob is late for work because a plant worker can’t add and was attempting to buy everything in the convenience store.

by Fire reaper January 17, 2018

Plant Abuser

a plant abuser is someone who only eats plants (like a vegan)

vegan: omg people who eat meat are animal abusers!
someone: well guess what susan! vegans are plant abusers!
vegan: dang i just got roasted...

by imjoking December 10, 2018

plant play

Plant Play is serious and NOT a joke. It’s an alternative to pet play but you act is if your apart of the environment as a leafy green substance. Seedsent is VERY much necessary 😡 don’t mess w saplings 💀💀it’s gross. Taking down and dirty to a new level w plant play 🥵🥵

Daddy Spruce: lemme squeeze your branch, your my birch 😩😩 let’s take this plant play to a new level 😱😱

Baby Birch: have i been a bad seedling?? rub your spruce against my moss 😋

by plantplayer64 March 23, 2022