Pint O' Guinness

Guinness - A great beer according to the strait community, slang term amoung homesexuals for sperm.

Pint O' Guinness - Term used by homesexuals for guzzling sperm.
He drank my entire Pint O' Guinness
by Aberaham Lasternal October 29, 2004
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Fuck You Up Pint

1/2 Lagar
1/2 Smirnoff Ice
and a shot of Vodka.

Downed in 1.

Turbo shandy but better.
Man 1: Want a Fuck You Up Pint?
Man 2: Hell yeah, i wanna get fucked up.
by Dead_Eric October 11, 2007
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did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.
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Mystery Pint

An opportunely discovered unfinished and unattended glass of beer or cider which is swiftly acquired and consumed by the seeker of such mystery pints. Often these can be found in Wetherspoons or other watering holes close to the closing hour.

The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.
A: “Good time at the pub last night?”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”
by mrshitfaced May 24, 2024
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How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"
by boingyplunk January 24, 2024
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