This aint no picnic bitch

when some bitch ass just told you some crazy shit that you dont wanna hear

John: yo dog i cant believe you gotta a kid on the way.
random nigga: i know nigga "This aint no picnic bitch".

by a real ass official nigga lol November 13, 2010

spanish picnic

No one but those who experience the Spanish picnic speak about the Spanish picnic. You have to experience it or to know it. Legend tells that the name derives from the sound that occurs when you Spanish picnic with your lover. As if someone were uttering the words "Spanish picnic" in a gargled voice.

Dude, last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and... well we were trying new shit, y know like, in different 'places'' ...and I uh... I think we Spanish picnicked!

by SeriousDudeGuy June 18, 2017

A Tash Picnic

A picnic in which you go with the intention of having an actual picnic, but instead bang each others brains out. In a rural area.

"I went on "A Tash picnic" today, it was good sex."

by Pink curtains September 1, 2013

Ukrainian picnic

When you get a blowjob in an open field, which is common in Ukraine.

1. she doesn't know how to cook, but she can still make a Ukrainian picnic!

2. drinks should be Irish and picnics should be Ukrainian.

by Ukie Czupiel. February 6, 2009

electronic dance picnic

Similar, but not identical to a rave. Generally contains more class, with newer music with higher quality mixing / scratching / etc. Very rare.

"There is no way I'm wasting another night at some lame b-rate rave, if only there was an electronic dance picnic going down!

by Dylan I. December 30, 2005

polish picnic

A group of people sitting on lawn chairs in their driveway - usually drinking beer.

Check out that Polish picnic, they've been out there all day!

by chicagoatheart77 April 12, 2010

jew picnic

a particularly loud gathering of people, or an unusually loud group.

Man it was so loud in that bAr it sounded like a jew picnic in there...

by deeeeee December 29, 2007