Penguin

The best thing ever and GOD. Penguins are better than you will ever be even though there flightless birds they can still fly. if you see a penguin admire it and RUN!

Penguin: @#$^%$#$%

You: AAHAHHAGAHAGHAGAHHAGHAGAHAGHAGHAGAH

Penguin by TheBowtiepenguin November 22, 2023

Penguin

It is a word for a person who is lazy and incompetent. And even though they have potential to be better, they settle for mediocrity.

The word penguin is used because they cant “FLY” and aren’t inspiring like a hawk or an eagle.

All he does is eat and play video games all day—he is such a penguin

Penguin by Idiosyncratic January 28, 2024

Penguin

A handsome man disguised as a well off man

He’s a penguin. An actor. A man handsome man that dresses or appears as a successful man. Example: The man is covered in chains with no career. Misleading women to act out of character in order to impress him.

He spends all his money on clothing, jewelry, and vacation's to attract women. He’s unable to provide support for the woman.

A good looking man that knows if he dresses nice it will attract women. Causing women to act out of character and later down the line the woman is trapped feeling unsupported

A tempting handsome looking man unable to support a woman

Penguin by Pinkgrassbluegrass February 5, 2024

Penguin

When you are very in love with someone but your relationship together does not “fly.” (Rarely works out)

Most birds can fly, however penguins are one of the few that cannot.

“We had to break up for good this time. Yet he will always be my penguin.”

Penguin by chickenflavorpacket June 17, 2024

Penguin

the most amazing animal. A flightfull Bird. Can very much fly.
Trust.

they are not to be made into penguin soup, people who do that will become illegal to the world.
They can also swim and eat fish.

"i'm a penguin!"
'No eating penguin soup ava, that is illegal"
" we penguins have one of the best secrets in the world"
'I identify as a penguin"

Penguin by HungryP3n9u1n. March 5, 2025

penguin of doom 

A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim, Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans.

"LOL omg so random rofl XD OMGGGG CHEESE MONKEYYYYS hahaha WAFFLES"
"Dude, stop being such a penguin of doom"

penguin of doom by LittleSallySparrow July 11, 2012

penguin blowjob 

When you pay a hooker to give you a blowjob and she pulls your pants and underwear down around your ankles. She then runs off with your money. You chase after her confused and waddling.

That John only offered me 5 dollar... so I gave the cheap bastard a penguin blowjob!

penguin blowjob by Yostiemonster2 August 18, 2010