Vanned Off

In horse racing, a horse is carted away from the track because it couldn't finish the race due to injury and is unable to walk on its own.

For humans:

To be physically carried from a bar or party by friends, bouncers, local authorities, and/or random people because of great intoxication and the inability to walk. Person is then placed into a vehicle and driven away.

To be taken away in a police van from a party, bar, or for general hell raising.

I had to be vanned off last night after drinking 20 shots and passing out on the hotel lobby floor.

by Wedemeyer October 18, 2009

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Get the Vanned Offmug.

fake off

to waste a precious time by doing nothing;

he was just sitting there all day only to fake off, that's a shame! he could be somebody if he tried...

by Kasia Dabrowska December 12, 2007

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Get the fake offmug.

off the grill

Used to describe behaviour that is particularly rowdy and crazy, usually due to drunkenness. May be abbreviated to 'OTG'.

1. Did you see Mark last night? He was fucking OTG.
2. Dude, last night was off the fucking grill, I am never drinking sambucca again.
3. I'm keen to get off the grill.

by Ollie Phelan May 15, 2008

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