The Gland Tour

When Jeremy Clarkson has sex idk

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight

by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020

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Euthanasia Tour

(noun)

1. When you take someone or something on a joy ride before leaving it or throwing it out.

2. When you take your soon-to-be ex out for a fun time before ending things.

I took Sadie out to her favorite coffee shop and we took a walk around the park for the euthanasia tour before I dumped her.

by slaydie December 30, 2021

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Alcohol Tour

Noun
A journey to a destination conducted with the purpose of enjoying alcoholic beverages unique to that destination.

I'm planning to do an alcohol tour of California- brewpubs, wineries, and distilleries!

by AlcoholTourism April 24, 2013

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v. to loiter at the edge of a tour group that you are not a part of in order to overhear, for free, the tour guide’s information

n. a person loitering at the edge of a tour group of which they are not a part

Let's tour barnacle that group looking at Michelangelo's David statue, the guide speaks English and I want to know why David's naked.

by Ephemerratic July 30, 2012

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hoe tour

When you take a one night stand home and don't want them to remember where you live. You take a thousand turns to throw them off. The next day you take them on a different your.

That Bitch is so crazy I'm going to have to give her the hoe tour.

by K$Gl123 August 28, 2019

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Superannuation Tour

bands or singers such as Whitney Huston, Salt & Pepper, AC/DC and George Michael that perform again after a long stint off and think they still have it, tour again to raise some extra drug money for their retirement.

George Michael is all bloated and old when he came to Australia ... it's just another Superannuation Tour.

by Dylan-the-fish March 4, 2010

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