Ohio, the most dangerous place in the world. You can't do anything there, not even eat. everyone there is insane. most sane person there is probably a skinny guy named ethen asking you if you found his bakugan toy.
Somebody found a Shark in ohio it was enchanted too. Saw somebody in ohio fuck a squirrel on a Tuesday afternoon in winter. Some dude put a switch on a ufo in ohio.
I saw a person almost get wiped by the Enforcer in ohio. But batman saved him since he was on break from Gothem.
Probably the one place in the world that is closest to hell in itself, however simultaneously the things that occur there never surprise anyone anymore.
You could experience a full-fledged apocalyptic armageddon any where else in the world, but that’s just your average Tuesday in Ohio.