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Office Spouse

A person at the office that one shares all the trials and tribulations of the job and outside personal life with--also rumors, gossip, etc.-- on an emotional level. The first one someone runs to when something big happens in thier personal life or at the firm. An emotional relationship, but not a physical, sexual one. Relationship is confined to the workplace--if it goes beyond that, it is more than an office spouse.
It must have been something big, because after the meeting she went straight to Malcom, her office spouse.
by Dr. Foo March 23, 2010
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office hands

some one who has soft hands for doing office work & little or no hard labor
he has office hands from his job. he has soft office hands.
by Just Put Italian May 2, 2010
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office space

Best fucking movie ever. The only movie I can keep watching over and over and still keep laughing.
by Herbie Hancock June 30, 2004
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The principals office

Where dreams go to die
Person 1: Omg i got sent to the principals office
Person 2: R u a ghost
by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019
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open office

A free open source alternitive to Microsoft Office, it supports all of Microsoft Offices major file formats.
And mimics all of Offices major features.
Open office is also smaller and mor reliable than Microsoft Office.
Support the open source revolution today!
Install open office!
by NewName August 29, 2004
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office linebacker

A very well built man whose football career would have taken off, had his love for keeping rebellious employees in cubical situations not taken first priority. This man WILL kick your scrawny ass.
Terry Tate is the coolest friggin' guy in the universe.
by Heather P. September 17, 2003
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the office

A hilarious comedy that originated on the BBC. Unique in that it focusses solely on the dreary, average lives of office workers. The humour is dry and the jokes are cutting and politically incorrect.

The BBC version aired 12 episodes and are viewed as classic British comedy, starring Ricky Gervais and Martin Freeman. An American network, NBC, duplicated the show, and is currently running over 2 seasons. The American version (with Steve Carrell) had a slow start but picked up speed and came into it's own in season 2.

People always say the British version is better because they're snobby and it seems the right thing to say.
"I can't wait until Jim and Pam hook up on The Office."

"Who plays 'insufferably arrogant' better: Steve Carrell or Ricky Gervais?"
by katey2 July 21, 2006
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