Lap dance option dad

A father that offers his daughter the option of a lap dance.

Father: What you did was wrong and I'm going to have to spank you unless you give daddy a lap dance.
And that is an example of a lap dance option dad.

by Deep blue 2012 November 17, 2009

standing ovation

A brown arse length of such gargantuan size that on passing it you have to stand up and check it out (possibly to take a photo with a mobile phone - a codak movement)

You won't believe the size of this shit that i've just had - i had to give it a standing ovation

by Dave Wu June 11, 2006

Caption option

Regardless of what may ensue the caption is optional on occurrences

Caption option pervades promption.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Optionable

Meaning that there are several options avalible optional

My foot hurts so you're going to have to drive. It's not optionable

by Wade November 23, 2004

option explicit

The development crutch. Downfall of computer programming as we know it.

"You didnt use Option Explicit did you?" said the dildo as he was being all stroky.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

Standing Obation

Masturbating Standing Up.

Man I just walked in on Matt giving a standing obation.

by ILikeDoom March 16, 2015

running the option play

the act of putting a batch in the dogg and slowly working your rod into her ass until she says no or lets you commence making anal love.

Raw Dogg: "I tried to run the option play, but I got sacked in the back field for a loss.

by Raw dogg February 4, 2004