Hardwood Floors

A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.

Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.

by Bootsie31 August 8, 2005

floor shopping

Searching for spilled/dropped drugs on the floor.

May be a leisurely pass-time amongst pot-heads, and can appear to be an obsessive compulsive disorder for cocaine users; the extent to which it is an enjoyable and fruitful activity is dependent on both the drug and the circumstances.

Less frequently, "window shopping," which is often more in line with the tendency to get nothing.

See also the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers strip in which Phineas constructs a home drug recycling machine with which to sort out the sweepings from the Freak Bros' rug.

You know things are dry when even the dealer's going floor shopping.

by K.M. Mennie August 29, 2006

Floor 20

It's a metaphor for safe choices, wearing your helmet, buckling your seatbeat, and taking your flintstone brand vitamins.

We were chillin' on floor 20, being all safe and stuff.

by floor 20 September 19, 2009

hit the floor

1: Dance like wild
2: Stop sharply, while running, walking, or doing whatever

1: Like in "Let the bodies hit the floor" from the "bodies" song by Drowning Pool
2: A monkey jumped on his head, and he hit the floor so that his friends could help him get it off

by Marin Bratanov May 23, 2006

1st floor

Something you call someone after they do something "1st floor", which refers to something that a person would do that lives on the first floor because they are retarted.

Tres- Did you see how Mr. Information threw her bowling ball?

Chris- Alex throws the ball the same way

Dustin- 1st Floors!!!!

by hustleburry February 7, 2010

Tile Floor

A lady who shaves her private area is said to sport a tile floor.

Dat bitch has a tile floor..

by Tressel March 26, 2008

Floor Jansen

Current vocalist of popular Symphonic Metal act Nightwish. She replaced Anette Olson originally was suppose to be a temporary replacement before being asked to join as a permanent vocalist.

Floor can basically sing anything from operatic to rock to growls with ease. With Floor on board Nightwish can use practically any song from their library.

Most fans welcomed Floor with open arms while others didn't like the idea of replacing Anette.

Previous bands include After Forever and Revamp.

Joey: OMG Anette Olson was replaced by Floor Jansen. Man I think Floor is better suited for this type of music.

Rachel : if Floor is fronting Nightwish then what will happen to Revamp ?

*typical soap opera music plays*

by YoukNowwhO December 12, 2016