nuclear diahrea

Diahrea that creates a sort of diahrea vapour and condenses on your asscheek and up the toilet bowl, causing you to wipe your ass cheeks and clean the toilet.

It took me 20 minutes to clean off my ass from that nuclear diahrea

by Tombski August 10, 2005

nuclear cumsplosion

When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.

"Dude, I had such good sex last night I made a nuclear cumsplosion."

by Tecthe (@EagleCheesecake) December 2, 2016

nuclearbaby

A master idler in IRC.

Also known to play TacOps

!idle

Fear my I D L E power = - 2weeks days 1hrs 4mins 13secs

mooi IDLER

by Angl2k August 11, 2003

nucleartard

A combination of Retard and Nuclear. To indicate that someone is so much of a retard that their brain must have been exposed to radiation.

Shut the hell up, Nucleartard!

by ahref December 4, 2007

Nuclear wife

The female member of the now rare American nuclear family. Commonplace in the 1950s. Not necessarily happily married, but outwardly so nonetheless.

June cleaver on the popular 1950s-60s tv show leave it to beaver is a prime example of a nuclear wife.

leave it to beaver

by Pancakefield July 9, 2011

Nuclear nuts

When your getting some pussy, fellatio, or an emthusiastic handjob. Spit sweat and noises with dirty talk.

At the point of skeeting both nuts are stimulated and like a fire hose nut burst out with the velocity of an Ar-15 automatic assault rifle thus a nuclear nut

Tyrone:
Damn Becky that rusty trombone you gave me last night was the shit!!

Becky: I know you came so hard it was nuclear nuts!!!

by smiling assassin September 12, 2016

Nuclear fever

When you like a girl from North Korea

Man 1: Did you hear about max, he is going out with chick from North Korea

Man 2: He must have nuclear fever

by Wild-one October 15, 2017