Nubs

Born in 1992, in the harsh woodlands of Essex, England. Nubs (formally known as Lacey) was found as a babe by a menacing pack of grey wolves. Though the wolves first thought was to eat little Lacey, they only managed to nibble off her arms when they noticed the sweet side of her. They then decided to keep her and raise her as their own kin. They called her Nubs because the nibble wounds left her with wee stumps for arms. Over the years, Nubs realized she didn't belong with the wolves, she was different. She headed out into the vast city of London, England where she proceeded to become a Physical Education teacher. Even though she is now civilized, she is still called Nubs. Sometimes, when there is a full moon, you can hear her howling in the middle of the night, lifting her little nubby arms up to the sky.

Wee little gnome #1: Do you hear that howling?

Wee little gnome #2: Why, yes I do. I believe that is Nubs.

Wee little gnome #1: Nubs?

Wee little gnome #2: Yes, Nubs. You know, the girl who was raised by wolves and has wee stumpy arms.

Wee little gnome #1: Ah, yes. I remember her now. She teaches my wee little gnome daughter's P.E. class.

by givemesomebodytonub April 7, 2009

Nubs McGee

The biggest newb ever in the history of newbs. He is one you would compare others against, especially girls.

"Damnit McGee stop steppin on my shoes!"

by Cappy April 25, 2006

Nudes

What brooklyn showed to David in 2nd period English

David-hey what's that on your phone

Brooklyn-oh nothing just my nudes

David-oh nice ass

by Hunterhater98 December 27, 2017

nabes

What you call when you're on the way to light up some ganja in order to get the coveted second hit from your smoking instrument. Similar to calling shotgun. called nabes because you become neighbors with the person starting it up

"nabes"

"god dammit steve

fuck, trips i guess"

by kkd77g January 17, 2009

send nudes day

A day were every sends nudes

'Send nudes'
'No'
'But its send nudes day'
'Well on that case'

by Boooootylick3r May 19, 2017

nabes

Nabes (Na` bes) Nabes is short for Neighbors or second hit off the marijuana/marihuana.

"Yo, brudduh i already called nabes, you can have Wednesdays."

by tRickaliss June 28, 2007

National Send Nudes Day

Everyday is national send nudes day because I said so.

Dude am I getting those nudes tonight ?

Bro it’s not National Send Nudes day.
Uh yes it is , it’s everyday bro.

by KoolioJulio September 4, 2019