noodle nigger

asian/azn

usually used when you're tired of saying yellow, asian, azn or any of that garbage

man those fucking noodle niggers ate my dog

by snuff June 16, 2007

noodling, to noodle

verb, "to noodle" - means to mull over, think about, contemplate, ponder, puzzle over or brain-storm.

1) "Jack, do we have a way to make gold from salt-water, yet?" "I don't think so, Bob. Let me noodle that one for a bit. I'll get back to you!"

2) Christy was struggling with her Powerpoint presentation, so she decided to take a break and noodle it.

3) The physics students were always noodling over one or another silly idea.

by Jonas Moses -Dpt. of Physics at UIC July 2, 2004

Ramen Noodles

Totally delicous noodle soup comes in many flavors. Boil water add noodles and flavor pack and yum a nineteen cent meal!

also called crackhead soup in state prison

Man that nigga smiff stole the crackhead soup(Ramen noodles) out of my cell!

by Steve Thunder February 7, 2009

Two Minute Noodle

A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.

Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.

by principessash August 26, 2009

nigger noodles

Italian spaghetti that is made with chicken instead of ground beef or pork sausage.

"I forgot to buy ground beef at the grocery store, honey. It looks like we're eating nigger noodles tonight."

by Oixy January 28, 2008

French Noodler

When a french man walks up to you and grabs a fistful of noodles and shoves them in your face with great force.

"Christian was walking down the street and a crazy frenchman jumped out of the shrubbery and attacked his face with a fistful of noodles!"

This Maneuver is known as the French Noodler

by Koch Master June 20, 2009

Nippy Noodles

a coldness which is rather apparent in older school classrooms, or brisk mornings. refers to the words nippy, meaning cold, and noodles, meaning long stringy pasta (the connection is indeterminate).

Marie: "Boy, it's nippy noodles in here today"
Spencer: "why do you keep saying that?"
Marie: "shut up, Spencer, i'll say what i want!"
Spencer: "whatever."
Marie: "i love you spencer, and i always have. i wish to spend my days with you, and press myself against your warm body."
Spencer: "I suddenly feel very hot... does anyone else feel that?"
Marie: "I'm still nippy noodles"
Spencer: "were you saying something?"

by STcrispin June 20, 2008