Nobody is innocent

I hate it when people say there are innocent people. Nobody is innocent

Nobody is innocent. There is no such thing as innocent people.

by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020

Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

What Ethan Couch's grossly-overly-indulgent/forgiving/accommodating father snortingly snarled to school officials prior to his absurdly-outrageous offer to buy da entire school just so dat his "little Prince" (i.e., "baby") would be treated (read, "coddled"!) da way he preferred, rather than his being compelled to behave in a rational/responsible/respectful manner towards his fellow students and teachers, or subjected to da standard disciplinary-procedures if he declined to proffer said reasonable demeanor.

If Ethan Couch's father had not whooped his asinine "Nobody puts Baby in a corner!" battle-cry during his surly son's formative years while he was in school, maybe both Ethan and his also-shockingly-pandering mom would not have subsequently had to "stand in da corner big time" (i.e., go to prison after committing infinitely-more-serious crimes) sometime down da road!

by QuacksO July 20, 2019

Nobody will see this

If you see this you are a legend

Nobody will see this... Except you! You are truly a legend.. You searched it. Amazing.

AMOGUS

by Truly a free man from prison March 22, 2021

Nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice

A saying that means there can’t be anyone knowing of all the dead bodies piled up if everybody is already dead.

Overpowered main character: kills the whole kingdom with a flick of his finger.
Princess he saved to fuck: nooo, our party members will know you killed their home!
Overpower main character: come to the tent tonight for we shall fuck good, and nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice...

by CUMSE March 23, 2021

Nobody asked

When some L + Bozo decided to use this trashy excuse of a statement to save their skin in a dumb way that makes them lose friends because they are stupid.

Person 1: Hey jack get over here
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: U are father less

Person 2: nobody cares
Jack+Person1: SHUT UP

by Among us is sus.com November 6, 2022

Nobody But Me

No-no, no, no, no-no-no, no, no-no, no, no-no
Na-no, no, na-no, no-no, na-no, no-no, no, no-no, no
Nobody can do the (Shing-a-ling) like I do
Nobody can do the (Skate) like I do
Nobody can do (Boogaloo) like I do
Nobody can do (Philly) like I do
Well, don't you know
I'm gonna skate right through
Ain't nobody do it but me
Nobody but me
Yeah, I'm gonna spin, I do
Ain't nobody do it but me, babe
(Nobody but me)
Well, let me tell you nobody
Nobody but me
Let me tell you, nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody)

No-no, no, no, no, no-no-no, no, no-no, no, no-no
Na-no, no, na-no, no-no, na-no, no-no, no, no-no, no
Nobody can do the (Shing-a-ling) like I do
Nobody can do the (Skate) like I do
Nobody can do (Boogaloo) like I do
Nobody can do (Philly) like I do
Ooh, yeah
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody

Nobody But Me

by Death Menace April 14, 2023

aint nobody ask

Not asking for a person opinion but the person still tells you even though you have not fuggen asked for what they have just said.

Man shut the fuck up Ano, aint nobody ask

by The unknown wiseman November 2, 2020