Nobody here but us chickens

The result you got when you looked up "loli" in an r34 site. Shame on you.

Bob: Hey I was on a hentai site and when I tried looking something up it keeps saying "Nobody here but us chickens" but I didn't have any tags blacklisted.

Moderator: You probably looked up lolis. You sick fuck.

by Sclaraidus December 5, 2020

Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

The saying states that if a man is providing a ride or transportation for a girl. She must have common courtesy to supply the man with one of 3 things in return. 1. Grass (Marijuana) 2.Gas (Fuel for his vehicle 3. Ass (Intercourse). If she doesn't give him 1 or more of these 3 things then she would not be able to get a ride. Hence the term nobody rides for free. This became a slang in the mid 1970's when hitchikers would hitch rides down interstate routes. This term applys to homosexual males who want the same 3 options given to a man passanger. Typically a girl would pay with ass due to the fact she doesn't have funds hence why she is hitch hiking for a ride. So her ass is the only asset she can use to get transportation from point A to point B. This still happens today. In fact more then ever. So if you see a girl hitch hiking be sure to apply the gas, ass or grass tactic in your adventures. You may score gas for your ride, some grass to smoke. or usually the most appreciated of the 3. the good old sacred anal sex. So enjoy and proceed on.

Ashley- Hey wait!!

John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.

John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?

Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver

John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.

John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help

Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.

John- Get in

Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.

by GM123 November 14, 2014

Nobo

The combination of being a nob and a noob in call of duty.

"my bad fail aim...."

"stfu nobo"

by Mr.Frassut/Cheese. July 15, 2010

Norberto

Norberto is the most wonderful guy you will ever meet. Norberto is the guy who always sits in the back of the classroom. He doesn’t really have a lot of friends but don’t let that full you. He is the sweetest, kindest, and most selfless guy you will ever meet. He’s somebody you would call boo boo. He can get along with anyone no matter how bad they might be. He is the person you would want as a boyfriend. He is loyal and caring. There are so many great things about Norberto, but there is one thing that stands out above all other things and that is that booty. That thing will make you take a third look without you even realizing that you are doing it.

Casey: Did you see Norberto today?

Jessica: Yeah, I made sure to walk behind him in line today.

Casey: I wish I could tap that!

by Thicccboilover October 22, 2019

tomorrows nobody

One that create machines and play desert crisis. They often either solve or create problems, and can be Jewish, Greek or a Bitch.

Eric is Jewish.

by TheBenMan June 21, 2003

State Nobody Cares About

A state that doesn't matter at all, like Illinois.

Cody, "Hey man want to go to Illinois?"

Normal Person, "Hell no man, that's a State Nobody Cares About."

by boom roasted, sucka December 24, 2010

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by OldJahHater69 January 3, 2021