Granny Nap

When a person reaches age of 30 and feels inclined to take uncontrollable naps throghout the day. may also be linked to urinary incontinence.
I texted hayley ages ago, she must be having a granny nap the old bat.
by Sergeant-bathes-donkeys January 06, 2012
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reverse nap

A reverse nap is when you are asleep and wake up for a short period of time.
Person 1: Man I was asleep last night and next thing I know I was awake for an hour and a half before I could go back to sleep.

Person 2: That sounds like a horrible reverse nap.
by hoobercraft December 06, 2010
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Knee nap

The art of teeter noding due to one's ability to substantially stay awake for long periods of time; up until total body failure begins to occur
One might say I took a short knee nap last night when i awoke just as my face broke my fall against my scorching hot woodstove.
by Mudholemike October 17, 2018
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slap-nap

Masturbation until passing out or falling asleep. The most pleasurable of mid day activities, except when your girlfriend lets you have anal.
With no class and his roommate at a phych exam, Nate indulged himself with a slap-nap.
by ryyyyan123456 March 07, 2008
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Shit Nap

The act of locking oneself into a bathroom stall, preferrably the one in the dark corner, and sitting on the bowl and taking a snooze or to just 'rest your eyes.'
Damn! I got so wasted last night. I can't believe I made it into work today. I guess I'll just go chill in the john for a while; maybe take a shit nap.
by carlipet September 23, 2009
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toilet nap

While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.
Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.
by Joe Co June 24, 2008
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cab nap

The act of passing out in a cab while traveling from one bar to another in order to be refreshed and energized upon arrival.
Cheryl: "Mike's totally passed out; he's done for the night. Tell the driver to take him home."

Tom: "Shit, no. He's just grabbing a cab nap...he'll be fine when we get there."
by MPFOGARTY July 12, 2010
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