brooke myself

the act of fucking yourself...but censored

"i brooke myself allllllllllll the time."

"every time i brooke myself, someone catches me!"

by b-rock26 October 10, 2008

pimpin' myself out

to act as your own pimp to earn money for material possessions

I'm pimpin' myself out to buy an ice grill.
She is pimpin' herself out to buy crack.

by LizzieZulu October 28, 2006

chilling with myself

instead of chilling with you friends, you take the day to just jerk off.

bro #1: "Yo, we hanging out today?" bro #2: "Not today, man. I think ill just be chilling with myself." bro #1: "Okay, tomorrow then."

by arcade guy November 8, 2011

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

hammer myself

1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging

2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually

Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.

I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.

by TwonnyTrash January 20, 2016

gayed myself

When you accidentally pierce your right ear instead of your left.

Male #1 - I just gayed myself by accidentally piercing the right ear, what do I do??
Male #2 - Pierce the other one?

by NotGayBro February 5, 2018

Finish myself

V. To masturbate. To pleasure oneself.

“I’m gonna finish myself.”

by sillykangaroo February 21, 2020