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mustard butt 

The aftermath of hot snakes from a week full of taco bell and indian food often resulting in bleeding rectum and or severe uunimaginable loss of all hope for a normal life
Dude shoot me I have a bloody rash from this mustard butt I've had for three years.
mustard butt by notsoslimpeople March 29, 2015

Mustard Mitten 

When you and a friend (or complete stranger depending on your level of depravity) hold hands below a public bathroom stall divider while urinating simultaneously.
Oh man I just had a mustard mitten three way with Shelley and Karen. It was liberating.

Mustard Clapped 

When you clap someone so hard that their cheeks begin to resemble the squishiness of a mustard packet.
Yesterday was so wild, I met up with this chick with weak ass cheeks and mustard clapped her”
Mustard Clapped by MrStealYoAss March 16, 2020

mustard stains 

stains left on a womans panties
look at your girlfriends panties, mustard stains
mustard stains by Burzerk June 11, 2006

Mustard Shot 

A fart when one's ass-crack is caked with mustard, preferably spicy brown. Similar to the musket shot, yet no smokey cloud is produced. Only clumps of fine mustard.
Patrick was marinating in his own scent when he bent over and plopped out a spicy brown mustard shot on Charboneau's chest.
Mustard Shot by Hansellout December 3, 2007

Mustard Slut 

*Definitions for:*
-MUSTARD SLUT-

1) A Female whom loves Mustard so much, she put it on All and/or most of their meals.
Keep In Mind:
All Definiations:

2) An inddividual, whom wants to lick or have another individual lick Mustard off of the other individuals body.

3) Someone whom wears alot and/or always wears the color yellow.

4) Mustard Slut in this term/and slang,would define a woman whom is being reffered to as a "Good Lady."

5) An Individual whom has alot of sexual intercourse,around alot Marijuna Plants.

6) A Mustard Slut=Is an Asian Stripper.

7) A Blond Flirtatous gir whom is a just a tease.

-Not to be confused-nor mistaken' with A Slut Mustard(which is a complete diffrent deffinitation all together.)
*Example's: *
-Mustard Slut-

1-Oh my Daisys I am such a Mustard Slut, I am hella craving some Mustard ontop of my Pizza and Burrito for dinner.

2-Oh you sexy Mustard Slut, lick that mustard off of me.

3-Girl,you look like a freaking Mustard Slut, dressed like that!

4-MMMM Baby, You are my Mustard Slut.

5- I'll meet you in the grow room,My Little Mustard Slut.

6-After the Preformances I paid this little mustard slut, to give me a lap dance in her downstairs office.

7- That Mustard Slut gave me the worst blue balls ever.
Mustard Slut by Anyalatte May 11, 2011