Gloryholing through a mailbox slot
by Beiruts Finest April 20, 2011
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A public organisation whose purpose it is to collect mail and parcels and deliver them to the required addresses in the United Kingdom and Overseas. And they do their job well.
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A Private group of scammers whose purpose it is to charge you through the nose for a service they have no intention of providing, then spend the rest of the day employing illegal immagrants to sort through all the mail to see what is worth keeping or selling.
A public organisation whose purpose it is to collect mail and parcels and deliver them to the required addresses in the United Kingdom and Overseas. And they do their job well.
Post-Privatisation:
A Private group of scammers whose purpose it is to charge you through the nose for a service they have no intention of providing, then spend the rest of the day employing illegal immagrants to sort through all the mail to see what is worth keeping or selling.
If you ever need to get rid of a body, pack it up and send it to yourself special delivery, and you can be guaranteed you will never see it again.
by Fucked_off_Gopher May 15, 2005
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Get the egging the mailman mug.Chugging an alcoholic beverage with one hand, while placing the other hand behind your head & tilting your head back. Said to be originated by Karl Malone in 1963.
"Hey let's take a picture of all of us mailman'ing!"
"Mailman'ing - because otherwise you're just chugging."
"Mailman'ing - because otherwise you're just chugging."
by V Mailman February 28, 2008
Get the mailman'ing mug.Sharp elbows. Derived from the ex-professional basketball player Karl "The Mailman" Malone, who's infamously sharp elbows injured many other players in his time as a member of the Utah Jazz, Los Angeles Lakers and his alma mater, Louisiana Tech.
by J. Fenn February 27, 2008
Get the Mailbow mug.Is really weird, but we can put up with her. Shes really good at making spaghetti, is sometimes funny and has a wonderful sense of humor. Rate 10/10 would be best friends!
by Red339 December 20, 2016
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