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mother in law

A women who gave birth to another human being in order to make him/her missearable and than accuse his/her spouse for that.
My mother in law, your mother in law, everyone's mother in lax
by lucija July 2, 2006
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Mother Mother

A Canadian band who’s music is used as code for non-binary people.

Specifically:
Verbatim- he/they pronouns
Hayloft- they/them pronouns

Oh Ana- she/they pronouns
Infinitesimal- she/they/he pronouns
Person 1 (they/them) “Do you listen to Mother Mother?”
Person 2 (he/they) “Yeah, I listen to Verbatim.”
by Gender was a construct anyway December 29, 2020
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mathematician

Possibly, on average, the smartest people around since they can actually back up their knowledge with rigorous proof. Someone who specializes in pure or applied mathematics.
A mathematician is not happy until the proof is complete.
by algebrator July 30, 2009
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helicopter mother

The term helicopter mother comes from mothers of (usually) college students who 'hover' over their children at all times of the day. Here are some sign of you having a helicopter mother.

1. Your mother calls you once a day, or more than once a day.
2. Your mother calls you and reminds you about tests, homework, obligations, meetings, etc., because you cannot handle it yourself, you little child you.
3. Your mother registers your classes for you.
4. Your mother attempts to do your homework...and by doing your homework, I don't mean revising a paper, but more like wrestling your chemistry homework from your willing hands and hiring somebody at home to do it for her then sending it back to you before it's due...because she knows when it's due.
5. Your mother sneaks into your school, does your laundry, then sneaks out.
6. You have a GPS chip somewhere underneith your skin, so she knows where you are at all times, and even if you don't, she still knows where you are at all times because of all the phone calls.
7. You don't know how to clean your room, because your mother does it for you.
7. You PROBABLY don't have a (private) social life, although this one is optional.
"oh, mommy-wommy is calling again!"
"That's the third time this hour"
"Well, my mommy loves me and yours doesn't."
"Because my mom doesn't spoil me and do my laundry and call me twelve times a day? touche, touche...goddamn helicopter mother"
by kekekekekekekekekekeke April 3, 2006
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mother trucker

another way to say "mother fucker"; a more innocent form of the saying "mother fucker" meant to be used around parents, teachers, etc.
Tanner is such a mother trucker when he goes on a date with Ashleigh.
by Baseballer4Life08 April 21, 2009
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mother with benefits

Having sex with a woman who is prepared to do everything for you and who is not your biological mother.
John's girlfriend really wipes his arse for him.

I know. And can you believe they also do it 5 times a week!

Wow. That woman is a mother with benefits.
by Silly Tilly June 9, 2018
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The Mother of all omelettes

when a senator makes an omelette
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG
by Bulldozer Gaming March 25, 2022
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