Morris Selfie

When a short brunette girl takes a selfie of half her face, with her squad in the background.

'Moz take a Morris Selfie'
'OK everyone smile….'
**takes photo of self with squad in the background posing**

by rotrot April 13, 2015

Dirty Morris

When a douchey guy gets a girl in the back of his car for a 1 time quickie using qualities such as good athletic ability, blond Justin Beiber hair, or a nice car, such as a Mustang.

John - Hey Andrew, wheres Matthew? i thought we were meeting here after the club.
Andrew - That son of a bitch, i think he's pulling a Dirty Morris on that chick from the bar.

by Aspang August 16, 2012

Shane Morris

stupid haircut asshole stupid haircut asshole

Wow, that was really lame of you, who are you Shane Morris?

by fuckthatguy June 2, 2015

suny morrisville

SUNY Morrisville also known as Mo-ville. If you come here chances are you're either a wanna be farmer, equine bitch, inner city brat, or a nursing student drop out. If you don't fit in the above categories then chances are nobody even knows your major is even a thing. There is nothing to do besides smoke weed, go to the corral piss drunk, or hook up with the person you met three minutes ago. Wasted Wednesday is probably the only night of the week that you'll enjoy. Every freshmen girl in the equine program will complain about barn duty at least three times a day. Don't get too close to your friends because there's a good chance that they'll wither drop out or transfer. Oh and you'll probably change your roommate weekly.

person 1: "Hey, are you going to SUNY Morrisville in the fall?"
person 2: "Nah I here that it's boring AF there."

by MoVille123 March 15, 2016

Tom Morris

A bad excuse for a human. Also known as the "shittest cunt from Two Rocks to Bunbury". A regular target for ampethamine fuled abuse. If found in the wild, call the RSPCA or consider euthanasia.

There goes that absolute piece; Tom Morris.

by Fidget Spinna April 19, 2018

Mr. Morris

He's the coolest dude ever, you see him walking around like this :😎.

He could get every girl he wants but he always declines bc he's way too cool.

He also looks like this :🤑.

Girl 1: Mr. Morris is so hot but he doesn't like me back :(

Girl 2: He doesn't like me either...

Girl 3: seggsy ass mf

Dude 1: He's so cool, I wish I'd that cool..

by Koyu March 20, 2021

Thomas Morris

The most caring, sweetest and kindest guy you would ever come across. He is genuinely perfection, he is gorgeous and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to go to specsavers. He is everything a girl could ask for and more. He is musically talented along with being a smartarse and a lazy shite.

Thomas Morris is one lazy ass shite.

by we'reofftoneverneverland November 27, 2013