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a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.
by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009
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nigger monkey

a nigger who jumps from tree to tree, travels monkey-like in the city and/or jungle, woods.
by reverendxblack December 30, 2008
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Monkey Nigger

A person of African American descent. Typically a boo boo nig nog.
Craig: damn spooks broke into my car

Tony: it was probably that monkey nigger Slim down the road
by break da law November 8, 2018
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smashed monkey

"What's in the sandwich?"

"Smashed monkey"

"Oh...."
by LarrySanders February 6, 2009
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Chatch monkey

one who is named beller by which plays games for over 12 hours daily and idolizes frodo baggins
one who pets the precious
Alex the Chatch Monkey from winona
by Nerfer January 17, 2009
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hoss monkey

someone who is just amazing at life. and altogether cool. usually said in response to doing something awesome for someone.
Clint: i just finished that essay in 15 minutes and got a 92.
Jimbo: you are a "hoss monkey"
by The Emerald Lantern November 10, 2009
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nutless monkey

noun: someone with no particular skill.
The phrase appears in the movie Tropic Thunder, when the character Les Grossman (played by Tom Cruise) tells a studio executive "A nutless monkey could do your job."
by Lorem Ipsum December 4, 2013
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