Morning Deuce Syndrome 

Refers to the chronic inability to remain asleep in the early hours of the day due to awakening urges to deficate. Studies have shown that patients diagnoised with Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) suffer from loss of sleep and deficate on an irregular basis. The morning deuce often effects mental well being (depression) and can cause lack of energy throughout the rest of the day.

"I never get to sleep-in anymore. Everyday, really early in the morning I am woken up by the rumbling of a turd-muffin in my stomach and the call to deuce. The Doc says I've got Morning Deuce Syndrome."

Morning Deuce Syndrome by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005

the meaning of life

Well, fuck if I know.

I ask people what the meaning of life is, and they just look at me funny.

the meaning of life by lord_nightrose September 16, 2004

morning breath 

Known by many names, morning breath describes the horrible taste and smell your mouth has in the morning when you wake up, even if you've brushed your teeth and all the night before.

It's especially bad when coupled with a hangover.

Morning breath is the bane of all those who fall asleep together and wake up wanting to kiss (but hopefully don't for both of their sakes!).

At the very least pull a dental denial before kissing anyone in the morning!

She was disgusted when her boyfriend gave her a kiss as soon as he woke up and promptly told him that morning breath can kill small woodland creatures.

morning breath by malathia February 10, 2006

my morning jacket 

A cool indie band from Louisville, Kentucky. They formed in 1998 and have released 4 albums, their most recent being Z.

I first saw My Morning Jacket on Conan O'brien.

my morning jacket by Hydroman July 11, 2006

Anal Morning 

When horrible, anal-related things occur to you in the morning.

Also see: Anal Mourning

Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."

Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."

Anal Morning by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010

Morning Puss 

After a restful nite sleep and usually a nice (almost) wet dream, a woman may wake up horned. Savage combination when mixed with morning wood Unlike other definitions of morning pussy bc real ladies keep it clean.

"Baby, just bend me over. I have morning puss."

Morning Puss by PierceMe September 29, 2011

Lucifer Morningstar 

This sexy beast will make you commit the CUM he is a lover not a fighter. He is able to make his way out of any situation and can penetrate the strongest of forces. He can entrance anyone with the sex and make you feel like a king he is special in many eyes he is Lucifer Morningstar.

Gabe: I pulled a Lucifer Morningstar on grandma.

Ethan: *fucking dies*

Lucifer Morningstar by UrbanDictionary™ October 29, 2019