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Minstreling

You are minstreling when you find yourself in any "scene" in real life where you see something that looks offensive just by a frame of seeing it, and you know the, both, or one at least of the parties(y) involved know it seems wrong and either don't care due to oblivion or don't care just to good old entitlement.

"Did you see those two (white) couples watching that (black" guy change their tire while the stood up with their arms crossed? Neither of the guys were even kneeling down to at least be supportive and thankful rather than (to themselves) "I glad we found one (I know thats offensive but that's them; not the author), can you imagine laying down on a dirty 'gas station' parking lot to change a tire?' with a almost since of urgency and annoyance that the good samaritan is taking so long.
"Did you see those two couples watching that black guy change their tire without even pretending to help, like it was just fine they were minstreling in front of God and everyone.'
by Selectively Oblivious September 21, 2024
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Mistress

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The mistress slept with her married man
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The Minstrel Diet

When one lives on one large bag of minstrels and water everyday.
Fatty : Hey i'm on the minstrel diet
Extreme Fatty: It didnt work for me.
Skinny: It worked for me
by Fabsta. October 5, 2008
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Reverse Minstrel

The act of releasing spunk on an african-american woman's face.
Patrick: Yo eric wat did u do last nite?
Eric: Not much, Tanisha was over and I gave her the reverse minstrel
Patrick: Dayummm
by jizzilla October 14, 2012
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shaft mistress

when a man cums on a woman's upper lip between the nostrils and her lips to resemble a stream of cum that looks like a mustache
that girl is a shaft mistress.

Why?

cause, she got a cum mustache.
by skye6 December 5, 2013
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Broiler Mistress

n, a back line burger King employees girlfriend, wife, lover, etc.
Matt: That girl is beautiful!
Bob: Make her your broiler mistress man!

Matt: My broiler mistress made me cookies. She's the best. And hotter than a spicy chicken!

Matt: My ex-broiler mistress is a real bitch. Id rather make 100 whoppers then talk to her.
by yomom6687 August 27, 2014
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Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.
I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.
by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020
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