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A misty

Isa girl who will be the fallback girl and mistake it for being someone special. A misty believes in the end she will be what a man wants and will remain a constant presence in a guys world even if he is with somebody else. Even tho shes always temporary, she believes she will one day be permanent in a guys life. Shes not above lying and manipulating to make sure that her place and her foot stays firmly in the door of this person. A misty tends to get very fat and will invent physical ailments to get sympathy and back in good graces with whom she seeks the pity from. A misty is nothing to believe in or trust. Shes very believable and can cry on cue to become more convincing. A misty can turn any guy against his girl by making him believe shes not faithful if the girl has her figured out and poses a threat in being exposed for who she really is
There is a Misty at work around here but she is only temporary.
That new girl is a Misty and i didnt give her enough credit.

A lingering Misty becomes a musty problem that needs to be addressed.
by KantTrustThisKind July 20, 2021
mugGet the A mistymug.

misty green

A $20 dirty white w**** from lacoochee Florida she's well known from Dade City all the way to Webster Florida watch out ladies cuz if your man brings this one home you might be missing all your Victorious Secret bras and your Nike shoes mascara and Foundation. when your done with her and give her a ride home her man will be scoping out your house. And don't worry man if you ain't got a $20 its okay just make sure you have a nice piece of ice. She's down for that too just make sure you have a piece of glass or a shot that she can put that ice in to use.
A white girl that works for money misty Green
by honest faithful women September 4, 2023
mugGet the misty greenmug.

nicka bish misty

A deli worker supplying the town with roast beef cuts and $lu$😂💁
Nicka bish misty: A roast beef supplier
by Amarie3 August 18, 2020
mugGet the nicka bish mistymug.

Misty lacoochee Green

White from Lacoochee Florida whore well known for working the streets from Dade City all the way up Bushnell, maybe even farther. Always looking to find her next trick or Crystal like substance for return of a blow job. Are for the men that think they're a little upper class $20 is all she asks.
Last 3 hours standing on the corner seeing lots of them pass the one that stopped shouted Misty lacoochee green is it true $20 is all she asked. (That's only if you call yourself upper class. I really do it for way less.)
by honest faithful women September 4, 2023
mugGet the Misty lacoochee Greenmug.

Misty

My name is Misty.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
mugGet the Mistymug.

Misty mountain hop

A drinking game in which you have four beers and four joints. It is then your job to finish all of the joints and beers while alternating between the two.
Let’s do the misty mountain hop tonight. I got beat by my dad last night and I’m trying to forget about it for a little.
by Gary.. June 11, 2018
mugGet the Misty mountain hopmug.

Misty Ped

A mispronunciation of mistyped that happens when you are a complete moron who cant read (me)
oops i just misty ped that sentence
by RunBobFun November 20, 2025
mugGet the Misty Pedmug.

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